Since Halloween is coming up, I'll make this a Halloween Captions Competition, and will be giving away this very scary pink bat as a prize (don't you dare call her cute!):
The winner will be the writer of the caption that makes me laugh out loud the longest. I will announce the winner on Halloween (31st October). The rules are as follows:
a. Please comment on this post with your proposed captions (remember to identify the image you're captioning); and
b. Keep it clean please people!